Lots of things eat mags.

They are filled with a tasty meat jelly that is similar to the packing jelly in the Vienna sausages. If they had real meat then there wiring would cook it too fast….. yes I know,…. I have thought this out.

Drew this cuz someone asked if Lungile was a scientist, because he apparently doesn’t look very sciency. (  I will be first to point out to them that ‘sciency’ is not part of the queens English)
I guess his is just not a laboratory scientist. I imagine his only encounters in the laboratory settings are being hired to sweep the floors and being eaten by some experiment gone bad. Seriously man, monster movies love killing off the lab janitor. Lungile isn’t even fortunate enough to be the ‘experiment’ and have the possibility of getting cool super powers.

Let me tell you though. Lungile is a damn good geologist. He can chase down and tag a rock golem with pro accuracy.



Moral of the story. No matter how much you need a job; if there is a ‘want add’ listing for ‘Laboratory Janitor: the less family ties the better’, don’t take it. They are always the first to get eaten in laboratory style horror movies.

The Late Dr. Lungile Lost © OnionKnight