October 18th

Here is October the 18th...

Occasionally, one runs across ghosts that are truly pleasant and kind, ones who would be welomed in any home...this is not one of them.

If you accidentally allow this ghost into your home, it will happily drink your toilet dry, drain your waterheater, and gleefully bathe in your bathtub, washing all its accumulated debris down your drains, and generally causing a mess that has to be first exorcised then cleaned by a number of certified holy men, so tenacious is the filth from this dirty ghost.

The best way to deal with this unwelcomed fellow is to make sure that your doors and windows are always securely closed, and always make sure to close off access to any open drains...it helps to have a bottle of liquid plumber on hand as well....

October 18th (C) Onionknight, who is sick of the smell of bleach