Its fun how typos end up being really fun picture ideas.
Ok so The Fearless Leader (Leader and creator of the mags) has a few special battery's he reserves for silly jobs like....
....... picking grapes. Not that picking grapes is hard on the Island...... I mean yeah the grapes are hidden in the bottoms of caves, surrounded by spines, usually around monsters, and can only be tracked down with little snuffler beast. But at least the unfortunate,.... I mean 'rivileged' mags that get this job get a cool battery that gives them grape picking claws XD
I am sure they all sorts of ways they abuse the grape picking claws.
What are the grapes for? Oh yeah,.... The Fearless Leader gets to make the albino cave grapes into MagWhine!!! (At first there was alot of confusion, when it went on sale people worried that it contained mag in the ingredients. Its more like Monkey Oolong tea. 'Contains no monkey, is picked by monkeys.' is what it should be called' Since the name 'icked by mags, special wine' was too long it was shortened to magwine. I hope that clears that up.)
Mag unfortunately never get to drink the wine themselves. Stealing wine from the Fearless Leaders private stores will result in being melted down. which is probably why the poor creatures are obsessed with the stuff. It is legal for them to buy it off the Fearless Leaders website in peak season. But at 500 bucks a bottle most mags will probably never taste it in there lifetime.
Needless to say this is an EXTREAMLY Important job....... so it really doesn't make sense that Lungile is doing it @__@ He is barely qualified to sweep floors much less be trusted with a grape picking battery, a snifferbeast, and the soft yummy grapes.
And oooh, what impressive grape-picking toe-claws!
They make me wonder, though: He can pick grapes with them, but can he still walk? Or is he going to hoist himself out of that cave of pointy things (assuming he doesn't fall in instead), then try to take one step, and fall down hard and crush his grapes and snuffler? (That would hurt!)
Once again your fantastic ideas never cease to amaze me. So what kind of terrible beasties guard the grapes? Little ones that can swarm over you and consume you piece by piece, or some great giant cave monster that can swallow you in one gulp?
Poor mags, always getting the raw end of the deal. And the 'Fearless Leader' doesn't seem all that fearless to me, lol. I bet he's kind of a pansy XP Has anyone ever seen the Fearless Leader? Or is he one of those reclusive types?
why does lungile have to use that helmet light when hes got halogen! hed be pretty useful..can also be used as a disco light !now whered that lil bastard run off too?
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And oooh, what impressive grape-picking toe-claws!
They make me wonder, though: He can pick grapes with them, but can he still walk? Or is he going to hoist himself out of that cave of pointy things (assuming he doesn't fall in instead), then try to take one step, and fall down hard and crush his grapes and snuffler? (That would hurt!)
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They sort of remind me of pancreas.
You have a very fun style n_n and the use of purple and red in this is lovely.
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Poor mags, always getting the raw end of the deal. And the 'Fearless Leader' doesn't seem all that fearless to me, lol. I bet he's kind of a pansy XP Has anyone ever seen the Fearless Leader? Or is he one of those reclusive types?
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